A Call For Action

So people think Zombie Walks are funny or cool. They're not. People dressing up as zombies are just another type of Cosplay, which is ridiculous by definition. Another ridiculous thing by definiton are were Flash Mobs, which are a bunch of people with nothing better to do than to go out in public and annoy the hell out of people with real lives for some lame reason. Guess what: Zombie Walks also fit into that definition, thus making them doubly pitiful.

That's how Zombie Walks manage to be even more ridiculous than Cosplay. The cosplayers at least hide away at their "conventions" instead of nagging people out on the streets. This makes the "zombies" a matter of Public Safety, and it's time for us to take a stand.

Do not physically or verbally assault them. They're "zombies", so they wouldn't understand or feel pain. Throw eggs at them and avoid any direct confrontation. The smell of rotten eggs is a well-known fake zombie repellent. They're also so dirty with fake blood that they won't care about the mess. You, on the other hand, would hate to get "infected". So just make your point and walk away.

I won't bother to post dates of the scheduled Zombie Walks, I'll leave that to Resistance Cells everywhere. If you hate fake zombies, know that a Zombie Walk will take place somewhere and are proactive enough to gather or take part on a local Resistance Cell, leave a comment on this blog and I'll post it.

We've had enough.